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Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.
I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face
by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024
mugGet the Port Flappingmug.

port

compiling one thing to another
like compiling a PC game to the PlayStation 69 with the game engine or something i dont know
"The PC port is supreme."
"NO!O!O!!"
by Meme Ghost October 15, 2021
mugGet the portmug.

Port rack

Shelf outside classrooms to put backpacks (ports) on.
"School's about to begin, make sure you put your port on the port rack"
by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021
mugGet the Port rackmug.

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).
Muy just forest ported sth.
by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022
mugGet the Forest Portmug.

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.
Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..
by samfisher09 August 16, 2018
mugGet the dead portmug.

port adelaide

A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T
by helloitsunknown June 26, 2023
mugGet the port adelaidemug.

Port

"Make sure you put your school lunch in your port"
by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021
mugGet the Portmug.

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