wokka wokka plant

akin to the apple tree in the garden of eden

Don't touch that wokka wokka plant. You aren't FF enough to resist its glory.

by Willy Goat April 28, 2007

in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher May 4, 2014

Plants getting watered

When one decides to commence partying ie; drinkmode also known as party mode.

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 28, 2010

plant person

only the swaggiest of all

"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

plant wars

1. - Contest to see who has the best weed.
2. - Smoking a shit ton of good weed - (As in going to war with your smoking buddies on a big fat sack.)

"Don't get into no plant wars with B-Real!"
"Don't bring brick weed to plant wars, fool."
"After the plant wars I didn't know what decade it was."
"Uhhh...something something...plant wars....uhhhh....what?"

by foockayoou November 10, 2017