peni waft

When an odor is coming out of your penis but you don't feel that it's safe to make the full sniff so you take your hand and force the odors toward your nose.

My dads penis smelled funny so I peni wafted it to see what the smell was.

by Mbenny07 January 8, 2017

pencil

something you write with and sometimes when you're bored you play with it it has an eraser on the top and when you're bored you SHOVE IT SOMEONES BUTT

he's using a pencil to write in his math test today

by savage543you March 6, 2017

pencil farter

A pencil in the butt while farter

"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"

by Kayythaagoat August 24, 2017

penial awakening

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.

"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."

by The Orchid Boyz February 3, 2018

pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun

It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog

by Vic_patty February 15, 2018

Pencilmillion

When your teacher is thick as fuck and her hips are so wide. This word is derived because pencil means school teacher and million represents how many feet wide her ass is

Student 1: Yo who do you have for math class?
Student 2: I have Mrs.Kramkoski, she's a pencilmillion
Student 1: Damn, I wish I had her

by MLG Glasses Co. September 18, 2018

Pengina

A penis and vagina combined

Human- She has a pengina

by Meepaso November 15, 2018