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Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
by Boxfridge November 25, 2017
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penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
by anawesome1 July 10, 2016
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Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!
by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016
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Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
by NewDude12 May 5, 2021
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Penguin Treatment

When a girl pulls your jorts down around your ankles and starts blowing you until you're about to cum..then she runs away and you chase after her waddling like a penguin.
Jessica totally gave me the penguin treatment last night, bro.
by Wehttam crawfjord May 7, 2021
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nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
by Аnоn December 31, 2011
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