unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018

Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number

Number tree was unsure if his name was a number

by Foomin October 10, 2021

tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.

Bryan is such a tree eater!

by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011

Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.

I love you, you're my lemon tree!

by H.s.a. September 27, 2020

Green trees

The common hood slang for broccoli. used by thugs to tell each other to eat their greens so they can be healthy thugs

"Yo boiii go eat your green trees so you can be a real healthy thug mang"

by Bill the broccoli thug of L.A December 13, 2014

Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.

What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?

by JordanJordan October 29, 2010