Lead Pipe

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).

Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".

by Clever-Shit February 1, 2017

Pipe Down

To quickly and effectively silence a particularly annoying individual before the can finish their sentence

Person a): "You have the right to remain..."

Person B): "Pipe down!"

by exoncmgc February 12, 2019

spic pipe

The exhaust system typically attached to rice cars. less to improve speed than it is to draw attention away from the owners tiny penis by making a ton of noise.

"I can't hear you, that guys spic pipe is way too loud"

by camhead December 30, 2006

pipe and leave

This is a phrase commonly used amongst many people that have casual sex. pipe and leave is used for when you have sex with someone and just leave afterwards. Another term for casual sex.

Guy one: I don't really want a relationship.

Guy two: pipe and leave then son!

by Shortayy May 12, 2008

Bag Pipe

This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe.

She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe!
Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow.

by CableBob October 22, 2008

Pro-Pipe

Term Bungie has given for the new grenade launcher in soon to be released beta, and later new game, Halo: Reach.

ONLY CoD FAGS WOULD CALL IT NOOB-TUBE.

CoD Fag- STOP USING THAT NOOB-TUBE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Awesome person- That's Pro-Pipe to you motherfucka.

by Mboone April 21, 2010

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017