Pipe Clamp

noun;
any tight fuck hole

her ass was as tight as a pipe clamp

by dirtycracker77 April 1, 2009

Lead Pipe

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).

Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".

by Clever-Shit February 1, 2017

spic pipe

The exhaust system typically attached to rice cars. less to improve speed than it is to draw attention away from the owners tiny penis by making a ton of noise.

"I can't hear you, that guys spic pipe is way too loud"

by camhead December 30, 2006

pipe and leave

This is a phrase commonly used amongst many people that have casual sex. pipe and leave is used for when you have sex with someone and just leave afterwards. Another term for casual sex.

Guy one: I don't really want a relationship.

Guy two: pipe and leave then son!

by Shortayy May 12, 2008

Bag Pipe

This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe.

She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe!
Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow.

by CableBob October 22, 2008

Pro-Pipe

Term Bungie has given for the new grenade launcher in soon to be released beta, and later new game, Halo: Reach.

ONLY CoD FAGS WOULD CALL IT NOOB-TUBE.

CoD Fag- STOP USING THAT NOOB-TUBE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Awesome person- That's Pro-Pipe to you motherfucka.

by Mboone April 21, 2010

Cooing pipe

Large pipe used to play a sensual melody for the purpose of luring a man to a designated location. Upon arriving at said location, the man would be met by a “Buncher” (see definition) where his Penis would then be removed and consumed.

The Buncher used her cooing pipe to lure the man to a secret location, because she was hungry for some penis.

by MrSaije May 5, 2021