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dump on the brain

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(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.

Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
by S. Bruno May 14, 2008
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something big is happening and it don't stop until you drop (one up from it's on like donkey kong) first used by the laid great mr Kerr)
Ross: cool, cool so it's on like donkey kong then

Steven: fuck that shit nigga it's on till the break of dawn
by brimstonebathgate December 26, 2009
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dying on the 8-4

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Screwing something up at the last moment.

Taken from Super Mario Bros., where the last level was the fourth stage of world eight.
I keep asking girls out but i keep dying on the 8-4.
by j01101010 February 19, 2007
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die on the inside

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When you have a girl you like thats not in your league and can never have, yet shes on your mind 24-7
Daniel: Dang, look at her zac
Zac: She makes me die on the inside at night
by Meowboi March 11, 2017
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doggy's on the prowl

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when a male is aroused and out looking for pussies or a "kitten on the grill"
Yo dude, my doggy's on the prowl, let's go out tonight!
by Oneonta302 October 5, 2010
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An alternative way of describing someone as a homosexual, Usually spoken by two people behind his back.
Person1: What's up with that Brian guy over there?

Person2: Well... he drives on the wrong side of the road, if you know what I mean
by FatMonkeyJuice April 16, 2006
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coal dust on the fiddle

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Old-timey name for having an STD
Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.
by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017
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