I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.
by Neko~ December 03, 2004
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u.s. never-cell-out field

A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.

Famed for being the world's largest ghetto

a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!
by spaghetti cormorant September 03, 2008
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"Never let love conquer knowledge" -azhaiaziam

don't let love get in the way or make you forget about what you already know.. (about a person)
"Never let love conquer knowledge"

You know your boyfriends cheats but you forgive him because you love him..
by Lani Nguyen September 22, 2011
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Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!
"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
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Oak Cliff Thugs Never Run

A motto used by members of the Oak Cliff Thugs gang
A motto used by members of the Oak Cliff Thugs gang in Oak Cliff, TX. The full motto is "Oak Cliff Thugs Never Run, We Rush N****s". This means that members of the gang never run from a fight.
by Oakcliffthug March 10, 2011
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