Chuck Norris

Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris

Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris

by Paul Sammons June 3, 2006

Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

chuck norris

one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....

chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!

by patric thomas April 30, 2006

chuck norris

Close your browser

DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!

...youve been warned.

chuck norris will kill you.

by Zackery May 22, 2006

chuck norris

1. God.
2. Powerful

"Susan, do you know God's full name?"
"Of course, Chuck Norris."

by sammammam April 19, 2006

Chuck Norris

1. A martial arts master.

2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.

3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.

4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.

5. See God.

One day I saw Chuck Norris, I am now in the witness protection program.

by Ronnie the Raider November 12, 2008

chuck norris

he is the most 1337 person on the planet and will always be

chuck norris is all of the pokemon having a massive orgy and the baby in result is chuck norris

by scotland all day way May 25, 2006