ass nipple

A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.

Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.

OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?

I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!

OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!

by Ty Lanol July 27, 2005

Monkey Nipples

A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.

They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

afro nipples

Really hairy nipples. They don't necessarily have to be afro-like, but it's just sounds funnier like that.

It really hurts when you get a titty-twister and you have afro nipples.

by bobertdude May 22, 2007

Ghost Nipples

Barely-visible or not visible nipples. Nipples that are very pale with little or no color.

DICK: man, i found out my girlfriend has ghost nipples i couldn't even find them at first

DURK: aww man ghost nipples are the worst

DICK: im gonna dump her tomorrow >.>

DURK: awww snaps,

DURK: Hey dick btw ,I think i might be gay

DICK: -RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND TREE-

by DURK & DICK November 26, 2010

penis nipples

Nipples in which, when erect, assume the length and shape of a penis.

As I entered her room, she was shirtless. She turned around to reveal her penis nipples poking out like erect penises off of her chest.

by ch0d3 December 01, 2006

nipple penis

A penis so tiny that it could be mistaken for a third nipple.

Adam has a nipple penis.

by stephani g. February 02, 2007

Nipple Cleavage

1. When only the bottom of a woman's breasts are exposed. 2. When a woman is wearing a shirt that comes "UP" to the center of her nipples. 3. Also know and Bottom-Breasts. (Down-Shirt cleavage does not count as Nipple Cleavage.

I saw a MILF at the beach that was showing so much Nipple Cleavage, that I almost passed out!

by the2ndflood February 21, 2008