Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead

Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning

by Archie.413 December 24, 2020

NightInThePhobia

The Phobia of getting night in the woods for only $20.00 on steam. Extra Exclusives for only $10.00.

Hi, my names Jake, I am depressed and my friends are trying to make me get Night in the woods for only $20.00 on steam, I have NightInThePhobia

by Night In The Woods January 21, 2021

Lightning Rotor

noun : an enclosed rotating shaft used in spark-ignition internal combustion engines that have mechanically timed ignition, also known as “distributor” in the automotive industry.

If your engine misfires, you may need to replace your lightning rotor .

by Spikeme84 February 24, 2021

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths

Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout

by paidcents April 15, 2021

Lightning Machine

Some small streamer whos decently good at tetris, and minecraft bed wars, quite friendly too

Have you seen Lightning Machine around? I think he's taking a break

by Forgotten_Dog May 3, 2021

Nightmint

Nightmint is a God, maybe not the God, but he is a God

Thank Nightmint thats over.

by Nightmint H.L. Walker May 22, 2021