Billy: Look at that nerd! Wanna go make fun of him?
Bob: No thanks, he'll remember me and I'll end up working for him someday.
Bob: No thanks, he'll remember me and I'll end up working for him someday.
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2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.
2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.
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The nerd crease happens when a red line on your stomach appears from slouching over a computer desk. This can happen from hours of playing such games as: Minecraft, World Of Warcraft, Runescape, league of legends and various other games.
Oliver: Hey check out my stomach its got a redline on it!
Andy: Woah that looks like a bad case of nerd crease you should stop slouching over your desk Oliver!
Andy: Woah that looks like a bad case of nerd crease you should stop slouching over your desk Oliver!
by justsomeone123 February 2, 2013
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Get the Nerdchant mug.The situation wherein a small group of nerds will tend to jump from tangent to tangent because each point gives other people new things they want to talk about.
"Okay, so my wizard will cast color spray on the three guards."
"Man, wizards are so overpowered"
"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"
"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"
"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"
"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"
"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"
"And a lot of money"
"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"
"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"
"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"
... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...
"Man, wizards are so overpowered"
"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"
"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"
"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"
"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"
"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"
"And a lot of money"
"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"
"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"
"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"
... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...
by Lab_Monkey December 14, 2010
Get the infinite nerd recursion mug.A person who loves literature because reading is FUCKING AWESOME. More often then not, these people are also Grammar Nazis.
Lit nerd: I'm so bummed I can't go to the Bright Eyes concert this Friday! I spent all my money!
Normal person: Why did you spend all your money?
Lit nerd: I saw a secondhand bookstore the other day and ended up buying everything in sight....
Normal person: Why did you spend all your money?
Lit nerd: I saw a secondhand bookstore the other day and ended up buying everything in sight....
by Just a lit nerd November 17, 2011
Get the lit nerd mug.Someone who has the complete knowledge (and then some) to create MDMA(ecstacy) and nootropics(permanent brain boosting smart drugs), but are too chicken and brainwashed governmentally to do it. Nootropics are non-toxic and increase IQ and memory while cognitive enhancers (like mercury) only give a temporary boost while leaving the brain toxic and worse than before. Nerds are joining the illuminati to screw us all, when, in the end, the illuminati will screw them first. Foolish freedom stealing nerds. Bill Gates has joined them. Rob Portman is an illuminati member. Tyranny WILL FALL! The NWO WILL FAIL!
Dude A:Have you heard how nerds made a nootropic illegal?
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what!
Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases.
Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads.
Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!.
Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface!
Dude A: Yeah! SHut up!
Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D.
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what!
Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases.
Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads.
Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!.
Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface!
Dude A: Yeah! SHut up!
Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D.
by GhostlyTruth July 27, 2012
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