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Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.
I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.
by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021
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Nelson Jorge

Literally "urban dictionary". Known in other circles as GOOGLE (Mr. Google).

The akashik records himself in the flesh.

Man with a demon arm with the skill of titans and God's

Kakarot's big homie
by Lonewolf253rd May 1, 2022
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Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.
"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."
by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008
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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
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Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.
by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024
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nillie nelson

Someone that doesnt have anything going for themselves in any way, shape, or form. A loser.
1-Dude, look at tanner over their trying to hump jens leg!

2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!
by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010
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Nelson

A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.
Michelle "Damn look at that Nelson"

Jennifer " He's totally mine"
by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017
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