Nazareth

The sexiest man alive. Very athletic, and the best at anything and everything

Damm I wish I could be just like Nazareth he’s so handsome and buff.

by God, March 15, 2019

nazivegan

A sometimes militant type of vegan who isn't content to merely live with a vegan lifestyle and feels a moral compulsion to enforce his/her own ideals on other people. Problems arise because the vegan lifestyle is arbitrarily determined by a personal choice balancing prevention of harm to animals and convenience, and any attempts to force other people to conform results in absurd amounts of hypocrisy. (Animals are harmed in far more ways than just being used as food, and anyone who abstains from a diet involving meat products still necessarily causes harm to animals in some way, unless they are completely self-sufficient and don't use electricity or gasoline which both cause pollution when produced, grow their own food so animals aren't killed by combine harvesters, don't live in a house which uses matarials gained from deforestation, etc.)

A nazivegan claims it's okay to hurt animals only as much as he or she does.

That nazivegan was enraged that I ordered a turkey sandwich, yet he eats commercially-grown plants which result in the death of field animals during harvest. Who is he to draw the line for not only himself, but me?

by Sporkurai March 26, 2004

Travel Nazi

A person who transforms into a completely serious and un-fun mood when the time of travel has come (travel holocaust). They always appear to be in haste as they are always 10 to 15 feet in front of the family. they must arrive 2 hours to an airport gate and you may not leave your seat no matter how much you need to urinate or else "you might miss the flight"

James:Dude, whered the travel nazi run to?

Josh:He's like 50 feet ahead, scouting out the quickest path to the gate so we can arrive before the flight leaves tomorrow...

by Swandation February 10, 2009

School Nazi

A teacher, principle, secretary, etc...who acts like a police officer within the hallways of schools, usually this occurs in a high school because in elementary or middle schools because the majority of kids are goody goodies.

A school Nazi is always equipped with an SCR-300, a two-way transmitting walkie talkie that was used in the world wars. The weapon of choice is a ruler stick with the length of half a meter. The reason for the somewhat short length is because it is good for close combat in places like staircases and bathrooms.

They wander around the hallways during the times of when students go to work to find juvenile delinquents that choose to have lots of fun instead of learning 5x5 for 4 years. When a School Nazi finds a suspect or a situation he or she reports it to the head of the School Nazis...the Hitler of School Nazis. This..."hitler" figure, once reported with a situation, storms out of his or her (usually a male) office equipped with a Baretta .50 Caliber sniper rifle. He goes on the roof of the school and kills whoever has been caught fucking around.

My buddies were leaving during the time everyone was working to go to Mc Donalds and "the Hitler" shot them both while they were in their Ford pickup.

While I was walking to the bathroom I saw a School Nazi looking through a window, overwatching students and she pulled out her trusty SCR-300 and reported them to "the Hitler".

by I survived "the Hitlers" attak April 25, 2011

nazi

Two words: Soup Nazi.

Soup Nazi says: "No soup for you!"

by JerrySeinfeld2001 December 28, 2005

hall nazi

Random people who stand in the middle of the hall and block you from getting to class on time

I was late because of the damn hall nazis

by Inuttei May 22, 2005

Computer Nazi

The teachers or people in control of the computer lab that limit and restrict what you bring into the lab and what you do in the lab. They also think they are real teachers and think they are better than everyone.

The computer nazi wouldn't let me do my schoolwork because they thought i was going to use instant messaging

by dabears954 September 21, 2005