black finger nails

black finger nails is wen finger nails are painted black...
this will happen wen a person likes the colour black...
it doesn't mean the person is a goth or emo!!!

me:changing song to some nirvana on mp3 player
gay,fuckwit,chav:Are you a goth??
me: Why??
gay,fuckwit,chav: You must be...you have black finger nails...
me: walks away blissfully having Kurt Cobain singing in my left ear =

by Annabelle June 19, 2006

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Rusty-nail bang

When a man hasn't had sex for a long period of time, and is rusty from withdraw.

"I haven't done one in five months man."
"Man, that'll be one rusty-nail bang."

by scoper34 April 19, 2010

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fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

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Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails (often abbreviated as NIN) is a Industrial band that normie posers listen to.

Normie poser: yeah, I like industrial. Nine Inch Nails fuck yeah!!!

Actual industrial music fan: you know bands like Throbbing Gristle, Ministry, Whitehouse or even fucking Death Grips?

Normie poser: who?

by K-Dogg1 August 03, 2020

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Nine Inch Nails

Some retarded ass fucking band made up by the biggest homo in the world Trent Reznor. Some old, fat, lazy fuck!

Another name for the band could be Nine Inch Cocksuckers. You get it? Hes a homo and he likes to suck Nine Inch Cocks.

I wonder why he named it Nine Inch Nails. No wait I do, Its because he likes to nail nine inch cocks all day.

Person 1: Hey do you like Nine Inch Nails?

Person 2: No way they suck dick!

Person 1: Yea they do.

Trent Reznor: Your right I love it!

by The best person in the world 7 December 26, 2009

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