Nap nasty

The feeling of grumpiness after waking up, especially after a too-long afternoon snooze.

Him: Wake up, you need to feed the dog.
Her: Leave me alone, asshole.
Him: You have a nap nasty?

by bow wow s September 22, 2010

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Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.

- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did

by word that rhymes with awesome March 30, 2011

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When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

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disney nap

A satisfactory 30 - 90 minute nap taken while watching a feature length Disney cartoon.

Exhausted, Laura sprawled out on the couch and turned on the Little Mermaid for an afternoon Disney nap.

by LianeS May 30, 2008

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chichi nap

When you find the girl (or guy) in the room with the largest breasts and lay on them. If someone yells "chichi nap!" everyone in the room or area must find people with large breasts and lay on them.

*teacher walks out of the classroom*
Guy 1: CHICHI NAP!
Guy 2: Dammit, the token fat chick is out sick today!

by anon, bitches. May 25, 2008

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