think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

even 10a

The lanky kid at school you always walk past in the halls, hes extremely retarded with multiple occasions of him not writing a single word on his essays. Hes only gotten an B in spanish once which he bragged about for the entire month. Hes also extremely obsessed with underground metal, hardcore, grindcore and other genres of bands with outrageously titled names which always include gory and frightening depictions of death, torture, h.p lovcraftian monsters and or beings and sexual terms. Hes always wearing the same clothes due to him never having any money, and if he does have some he will pend them instantaniously on energy drinks, mostly monster and candy. He walks around with his "Oil skin jacket" thinking its awesome and alternative, just make sure to NEVER describe it as leather, as he will respond aggresivly, often with physical attacks. Even is also known has an alter ego / personality called "The Rat King" who is a force not to be reckoned with.

Girl in 10a: "I saw Even 10a walking in the halls with his leather jacket today, he scares me everytime he enters my eyesight"

Another girl in 10a: "HEY! Dont call it an leather jacket... if he hears us well be as good as dead, he has no mercy."

Even 10a: "Did someone call my oil skin jacket "leather"? *rips out your spinal chord and swings it around for an excessive amount of time before bringing it home and hanging it up as a chandelier before crusting over the aborted fetus forest spilling cthulhus acid fluid over the dimented mothers with no recognition of the aforementioned occurances* "hey that a good band name"

by martylicious April 27, 2025

My Quiet Evening Rain

(n): An endearing term to be used for one special, very wonderful and lovely person. Usually refers to a shy, reserved individual who, although she doesn’t say much, gives off an energy reminiscent of gentle rain tapping on a window late after dark. Generally a bookworm and likes flowers.

Her eyes speak more than words

But what she shows is true
“From what I know of nerds
One day we will come through”
Oh My Quiet Evening Rain
Forever I will stay
In my heart you will remain
Together every day

by nerds07 September 16, 2023

It ain’t even Half Time

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.

Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

National send Even nudes day

14 juli må du sende nudes til Even

Håvard: Idag e d 14 juli
Tormod: ååå faen det e national send Even nudes day. Da må æ send:(

by EVEN E DIGG💕 July 13, 2020

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023