Homo-Harakiri

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.

Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!

by Bergham J. June 28, 2014

Homos Dozen

When a car is filled full of guys to its passenger limit.

EX 1:

Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine

Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homos dozen if we take just 1.

EX 2:

Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homos dozen

Steele: What a bunch of tools.

by Avoca1 July 19, 2010

Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013

homo-bidirectional

A term derived from the prefix "homo" referring to modern humans and "bidirectional" meaning to move in both directions. A fancy word for bisexual.

Homo-bidirectional people should...

by YoungGunBuilder December 3, 2010

sweetwater homo

A person who enjoys fishing in, and eating fish from Bodies of fresh water as Opposed to Bodies of Salt Water.

Adam won't go on that Striped Bass trip with us, He's a Sweetwater Homo.

by Yambag69 February 24, 2022

homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him

Jack popped a homo boner when he met John

by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015

Slippery Homos

A greek style chili dog.

I ate 25 slippery homos in a chili dog eating contest.

by Greasy Ricky February 24, 2008