Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012

speed down

when you’re really high and have a lot of caffeine in your system at the same time. The caffeine has your heart speeding up and the hemp has your brain slowing down. your body doesn’t know what to do

i had to go get some food last night i was on a speed down

by Ghayes14 February 4, 2021

Speed Buggy

The 1973-1974 cartoon about the sputtering flying human car, or the human car itself.

Harun, Hayden and Hakeem all enjoy watching Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy's numbers are 70 and or 51.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

speed hack

speed hack

speed hack

by 15196 January 20, 2019

Gxd Speed

A really talented youtuber who just started making videos in Roblox. He is so cool and dvery kid wishes to be like him just check his YouTube and you will see how much effort he puts. I’m just a huge fan of him.

Gamer 1: Have you seen Gxd Speed’s new video?
Gamer 2: Yes MAN. It was doppeeee.

by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021

Speed Runner

the definition on urbandictionary where people keep on repeating the same thing

"A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big hea-"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"

by y0ur_pseud0nym April 15, 2021

Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010