muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

Muddy Creek

When you're giving your gal some anal action missionary style ask her to urinate so it mixes with the mud and washes down her her crack creating a muddy Creek.

I was pounding my gal's mud hole when the clam dam broke and washed the mud down the creek. Causing a muddy creek.

by Ducks74 July 24, 2021

Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.

"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."

by Fructussy October 17, 2025

Bloody Muddy

When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.

What took so long in the bathroom.

I had to do a bloody muddy.

by Pampermebae88 July 18, 2022

muddy pipe

anal sex

theres a rumor jane gave jake a muddy pipe

by pepeir March 27, 2024

Muddy Buddy

When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.

Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*

by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 8, 2024

Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"

I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning

by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022