Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.

Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021

mumbo mouth

When you can't find your word or say them correctly.

1)Sally can't find her words, I think she has Mumbo Mouth.
2) Sorry guys if I mix up my words today, I have Mumbo Mouth.

by Whiskers4life September 20, 2015

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies

Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022

Mouth Popping

You fastly put you tounge up on the roof of your mouth, and stick it there for a second the fastly take it down

garrat watts: Omg shane Stopp!!!
Shane Dawson: *mouth pops* Never
Garrat:What was that sound you just made???
Shane:Mouth popping

by Danganronpa biggest fan October 11, 2019

kitten mouth

when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.

yawn" ewww. kitten mouth:p

by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010

Hairy mouth

The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.

Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.

by Pmdono August 12, 2016

Mummy Mouth

When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.

She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.

by scottyo May 17, 2012