morning wood

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

morning dew

Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.

After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.

Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.

by Juliadew September 14, 2010

morning chubby

when u wake up in the morning with a big ass boner.

after my friend slept over i woke up with a morning chubby and a sore asshole. then i cried.

by shanematt July 27, 2005

Monday Morning Hangover

the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.

"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."

by Notmo December 6, 2005

Portland good morning

Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.

My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.

by wetduck November 21, 2010

Sunday Morning

A girl so nasty that she could only be a stripper on Sunday mornings when the strip clubs are empty.

Hey girl, did you see Ashley last night?

Sure did...she looked like a Sunday Morning.

or

Damn! Your funky ass look like a Sunday Morning.

by TeamHellCat September 5, 2012

Easy Morning

Pseudonym for a cat who "rolls with it" and doesn't let the weight of the world get him down.

"That cat is more relaxed than Al Sharpton's hair on a good day."

"Sure you right. He's most definitely easy like sunday morning."

by James Spade April 28, 2005