sea monster

This is a slang word for a female in the Navy made popular by males in the Navy in San Diego. Usually a sea monster is one of the few girls on a ship full of guys. She usually isn't very hot, but thinks shes really hot because she gets hit on 24/7. She might be a slut. You might find her hot and then she becomes uglier as you get to know her better. She usually isn't very nice, usually bitter because of the way some guy did her previously. She might be a dyke, sometimes females in the Navy end up hating males and they end up rug munchers.

Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:

Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"

Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"

Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"

sea monster

by blackshirts 420 March 1, 2010

3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

Monster Bombs

Similar to a jager bomb, but instead of redbull you use monster. Twice the taste and twice the energy.

Friend 1-"Dude, let's do some jager bombs!"
Friend 2-"Fuck jager bombs! Let's do some monster bombs!"
Friend 1-"Fuck yeah!"

by Lankapoo March 7, 2011

slut monster

A guy that fuckes sluts just for some action

"Did mike fuck lexy again last night?"
"Yeah man, he's a fuckin slut monster."

by scar_420 August 5, 2006

rage monster

Someone who has exceeded normal levels of anger to ascend to incalculable mode of rage

After seeing his brother get stabbed, John got so angry he became a rage monster

by Manticore76 June 22, 2016

meatball monster

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.

Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Chode Monster

A Chode Monster is exactly that. It's a chode monster. A monster that has a body that looks like a chode. Now, this monster may be male or female. It can even be transvestite. Even though a Chode Monster is only a legend it has been said that they can come and make a guys penis into a chode after a terrible accident. Chode Monsters can also give women with small vaginas alot of pleasure without over powering their vaginas.People normally draw Chode Monsters or scuplt them as a joke.But Chode Monsters are no joke. They can be real. It's a mystery.

Me and Janine we're down at the park and I sculpted a Chode Monster while she was talking on the phone. She thought it was very funny but I took it seriuously.

by CathisaCAT April 7, 2009