mole rat dude

Usually a male with a very high iq, but is restricted from using his intelligence by his severe autism and speech impediment. Paces around a lot and always looks uneasy or awkward.

"Wow mole rat dude is really doing my fucking head in today."

by thicc0ck November 15, 2017

Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.

My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.

by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

Naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

by Rat tat tat tat October 3, 2019

Star nosed mole

Bro, I banged this bird last night and her arsehole looked like a Star Nosed Mole was winking at me!

That arsehole looks like a Star Nosed Mole digging its way out of hibernation!

by BushyBikiniLine June 7, 2021

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024

Mole stating

Keeping one from reaching their potential because of jealousy or knowledge you don't want exposed.

They were mole stating him because of secrets he had.

by Mole stated December 27, 2018

Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020