William Edward Mitchell is a sex god fr
Person 1-"did u hear William Edward Mitchell shagged Margaret Thatcher"
Person 2-"No I was in a fucking coma"
Person 1-"did u hear William Edward Mitchell shagged Margaret Thatcher"
Person 2-"No I was in a fucking coma"
by Pledosioum March 24, 2023

by notmitchellmason October 30, 2013

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.
by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

A little Gay boi that alwase watches anime and plays fortnite for 16 hours a day, he occasionally has kids in his basment
by SREEEEEEEEE April 8, 2022

Kid: I don't wanna go to school, it gives me trauma and makes ne go crazy and have hallucinations
Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it
Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!
Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it
Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!
by thegamerboi February 21, 2024

He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
by Red Barron 8810 January 14, 2018

by ClintBellagio99 November 24, 2021
