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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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Macrobe

(1) A body-less head.
A head that has been severed in a sterilized sanitary severing device. And then begins to march over you.

See "March of the Macrobes" by Blaster the Rocketman
Macrobes! Here comes the heads! The chosen heads! of the bodiless Men!
by IMM539 February 10, 2009
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Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.
Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.
by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009
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microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011
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microyapper

A seriously tiny little canine who is so small it is virtually imperceptible but whose continuous yapping can still drive you completely insane.
It was as though this microyapper had a powerful microphone in his tiny throat!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
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Pular no microondas

"To jump in the microwave oven"

It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"

Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
by Luizin March 20, 2010
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Macron

verb
To do something during a long period of time without any significant result.
You macroned this task the whole sprint!
by Senya77 June 3, 2022
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