Michael

A tiny twat that doesn't tell you anything

I wish Michael would tell me

by Flatpackninja December 16, 2018

Michael

I guy that got a small ass dick and masturbates often in his room

Michael is gonna grow up and be a school shooter

by BigBoiGuedry March 3, 2019

Michael

Extremely gay and won't admit it

Wow he is such a Michael

by Human852 January 23, 2017

Michael

A faggot that likes to eat dick and likes to give blowjobs

Michael and his dad had a great time yesterday

by Bruhdeeznuts123 June 15, 2015

Michael

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan

Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.

by aknfkaegfbsdjjkrehglhhhhhhhhma March 11, 2015

Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.

I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael

by emp510 August 30, 2015

Michael

A person who is really mean and iphas a crush on a girl named addy. He also like 10 different girls

Michael is always being such a Michael

by Steelcrow November 18, 2019