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merry chrysler

by scarlet88 November 6, 2017
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merry monday

merry monday was founded on the day after boxing day to carry on christmas festivities!...it now gets used on every monday as joyous ocasion to take part in merryness!
"hey man how r u on this uber cool day?..."
"hold up 1 sec...its MERRY MONDAY...i am well merry!!!!!"
by magnocannon!! April 18, 2005
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Merry Holiday

One of the most politically correct ways to wish someone a joyous Christmas season.

Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.
Mike: Hey Tina, Merry Holiday!

Tina: Wtf?
by Cornyhotdogs December 20, 2017
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Joseph Merryweather

A bellend who always believes that getting naked is the way to go , always swearing and believing that "Fuckennnn " is the only word in the English Language. Swaying back and forth on a chair and swearing is his goals in life ....
Joseph Merryweather believes Constant swearing and saying fueckennnn when drunk. Gets naked on a regular basis at parties he feels this is when he should really get naked standing with beer in hand talking to people NAKED !!! ...
by mailface happy22 September 24, 2011
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magical merry-go-round

The magical merry-go-round is that act of two men performing sissoring but then when they are touching the first male inserts his penis into the second male's anus and visa versa, once inserted both males roll either left or right creating the magical merry-go-round.
man #1 : Hey bro, want to come round and we can try the magical merry-go-round.
man #2: sure, as long as I can start facing up.
by acrylicface January 20, 2015
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merph

An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.
Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)

Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)

Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)
by FriedKitten January 19, 2004
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Mercy Girls

Girls who attend Our Lady of Mercy Academy and are involved in school activities, shaving legs on a monthly basis while hair is in asirty bun.

mercy girls make fun of class mates who wear make up to school and who fix/straighten their hair. they avoid nuns in the hallways at all costs while looking fine in plaid.
on weekends mercy girls transform into the hott hygenic girls everyone sees and are the life of the party. they go on to be fabulous women who either marry extremely wealthy men or have successful carreers. after graduation, alumni visit too often because they miss the chocolate chip mercy life.
"She's such a mercy slut"

"how dare you! she's a nice lady"

"I'm sorry, your right, i really meant Mercy Girls because it's obvious now i could never land such a hott successful girl with my ugly face"
by ya doot May 2, 2010
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