Awkward Martyr

The friend a person selfishly takes to hang out to avoid a 1 on 1 situation, to either break the awkward tension with a girl you like, or because you would prefer not to hang out with the person who always insists "We need to hang out more".

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man, can you come with me and this girl I like to the mall?
Guy 2: No thanks, I don't want to get in between you both
Guy 1: Please? I need an Awkward Martyr!

Example 2
Guy 1: Dude, Josh keeps wanting to hang out, and we have nothing in common, can you come along?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll be your awkward martyr in this one

by Clangford92392 July 3, 2011

The Matt Ragsdale

Any type of free form dance recognized by its enthusiastic and ridiculous style.

"Look at that guy dancing The Matt Ragsdale."

by narwhalofdeath42 December 31, 2014

Martynas

Martynas is a Lithuanian name, originated from Ancient Roman name Martinus.

It's meaning is god of war, of mars.

Hi there Martynas.

My name is Martynas

by THE INTELLIGENT. October 16, 2018

Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

by orrin November 18, 2007

True Matey

A Mate That Sticks With You Through Thick And Thin, No Matter What

Boy:Why didnt you rat me out?
Mate:I not a grass, im youre mate
Boy:Youre a true mate
OR
Girl:Omg i cant belive its true he has been 2timing
Matey:I told you, im your mate i dont lie
Girl Youre a true matey!!

=D

by AdeIzzle January 24, 2008

Matt Damon

the modern Renaissance Man; most notable for his godlike acting ability, the capability to make weapons out of any household object, and the power to rid the thirst of all African Children.

Deliver unto us Matt Damon, so that we may make it through this times of great peril and and ultimate judgement.

by theworldneedsmatt July 27, 2010

Matt

A boy who is literally amazing. A guy who will always put others first, will always make you smile or laugh and will always be there for you. Brown hair and green eyes, Matt's use their accent to pull chicks but once he's found the right girl he will fall, and fall hard. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and accepts them for who they are. Matt's are smart and are referred to as nerdy although they think theyre cool. Matt's are the best to have as bestfriends, they are always there for you and always try to make to you happy. You can talk to a Matt for hours about basically nothing, sometimes not needing to talk is enough. Just being around him can make you happy. If you ever have a chance to be friends with a Matt, take it, best decision that you could ever make.

Amber: Are you close with that Matt kid?
Brooke: Yeah, we're megabestfriends because he's amazing.

by Thatkidsbestfriend June 18, 2013