Mathew

A person who wants everyone to chill and stop bullying each other.

Mathew wants you to chill

by Shrexy donkeh September 23, 2019

Mathew

Mathew, a really nice guy. He is very friendly once you get to know him. He has a heart that is just waiting for some love. He is the kind of guy that will be willing to listen to you, he makes you smile when you don't want to smile. He might be a constant downer on himself, but one day he'll realize that he is very important to someone. He is an amazing person to talk to. He will make you laugh without him thinking that he is funny. He has his own personality and is really interesting once you get to know him. He may be weird sometimes, but that's what makes him fun to talk to. And very difficult to get up in the morning

Mathew is hard to get up in the mornings

by Skye reed May 21, 2020

Mathew

Matt is a fat rat isn’t he

Hey is that Mathew

Yeah he is a fat rat

by Me noz May 6, 2021

Mathematica

A math god!

Ask it a question, and you will get an answer.

Ask it the wrong question and it will tell you how to get an answer.

Jimmy was struggling with his Calculus homework, so he asked Mathematica what the Derivative of Uranus was, and it told him yourmom^2.

by 1badasfuthermucker October 11, 2009

Mathew

A gay retard

Mathew is gay

by Don't ask 2010 April 2, 2019

Mather

A twin like libra and Jedward, yet not as dull as the former and much cooler than the latter of the two. One half is emotional and passionate bordering on aggressive, yet maintains the ability to entertain. Never witnessed the other half first hand, but likes to travel and educate. Probably safest encountered seperately for your own sanity and wellbeing.

Mather

by mattador December 8, 2010

mathieu

Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!

Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!

Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"

Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"

Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"

Random person: "what penis?"

by the popos May 30, 2009