penis master

A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.

Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 05, 2022

Perk master

A fucking legend

Perk master: "Hello kind sir, heres a free joint"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"

by Wyan wholohan🙂🙂🙂🙂 August 16, 2023

Master corporal

An unpromotable corporal with a masters degree.

Lil Joe is screwed; he’s such a master corporal.

by Lt. 85 October 31, 2018

Rodeo Master

One who accomplishes Rodeo Sex and maintains it for 8 seconds or more.

Rob: "I have AIDS"

Megan: "What the FUCK!?"

*8 seconds later*

Greg:(jumping out of a closet) "You ARE the Rodeo Master!"

by Rodeo Master October 15, 2008

juice master

a competent barman/barmaid

there are special trade schools to become a juice master

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

Master stayout

Its when someone partys forever and never comes home and then goes into work with the same clothes for the whole week.

Nick is a master stayout he came to work with the same clothes on this whole week

by jdeco93 April 10, 2009

maze master

A person who professes at solving mazes. Either that or just some guy that won’t do a face reveal.

Wow that guy is really a maze master!

by Minecruzer99 February 27, 2018