Mar 18

National live your life day

GO GET YOUR MONEY and spent that shit

You: OMG it’s Mar 18 we gotta do something fun
Best friend: like what
You: Ion know but we gotta go live our life’s

by Don’tlookmeup March 17, 2022

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.

Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016

Mar unmute me pls

When Marcelo/Marcus/Jerome mutes you and he doesnt want to unmute you.

Mar: mutes
Me: Mar unmute me pls

by Meat_shredder April 19, 2025

Mars

A planet in the solar system. It is the 4th closest planet to the sun.

Did you know that a robot just landed on Mars?

by Ally Aquilina March 22, 2021

Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

Donald Trumps ejaculate

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024

mars

A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.

To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.

Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.

by theColdSeason January 16, 2024

Mars

If you met a guy who called Mars, you are so!! lucky! He is the guy really kind and funny ,outstanding.The most important is he is the guy who can be the best boyfriend. Love ya❤️💕

Mars is so cool.
Mars is so handsome.

by Avocado 🥑 November 22, 2021