Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

by That one person who farts August 8, 2022

National Bully Maria Day

Bully people named Maria on February 14

Maria: Hey you kicked me
Person 1: OH I'm sorry!
Person 2: Don't worry it's National Bully Maria Day!!

by tobsterwaffle February 14, 2022

Rayyaan and Maria

Maria is a beautiful girl with a kind and friendly personality. She is smart and works hard to get the things she wants. She is easily approachable and is always there to help. Her eyes are vast and large. She can make any man fall in love with her just with her one glance but her personality shines as bright as her looks. Rayyaan is chill and overall cool with a lot of things. Like Maria. Maria and Rayyaan are perfect for eachother. They both have people falling all over for them but they, no doubt, are made for eachother. They would work hand in hand and if any issue occurred in their relationship, they’d know how to cool it down and resolve it.

by maleeha

i love rayyaan a lot and ik choosing who i want to marry at the age of 13 is crazy. but i do love him alot and i don’t wana waste the love i have for him in a haram relationship so that’s why i want to get married to him at the age of 16-17 -maria

‘🐝💅’

‘is my eyes dissapearing cute to u’ -him

‘icl id kill ur future wife, but that would js be suicide’ -her

‘kothi moo band oar’ -him

Rayyaan and Maria are one day gona be reading this again in the fuutre inshaAllah

by nobodyneedstokn0w April 4, 2023

Maria

A girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time. Also will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. Sexy, cute and Nice, all wrapped in one package

How do you solve a problem like Maria? (song)

by shufty May 1, 2009

Maria

Shes hilarious,and beautiful,he is random and funny in everyway she loves unicorns and ninjas and dinosaurs..dont forget vampires..she is an amazing girl that has a nice heart and cares about others.

"maria is so nice!"

by nerdforeverr March 2, 2010

Maria

Did you mean God?

"Do you know that girl Maria?"
"Don't you mean God?"

by MARWENBARTY. July 10, 2009

Maria B.

Greek, Cute, hysterical, hilarious and perverted.

"I have a .... on my body"
- Maria B.

Maria B.'s laugh, orgasm and cramp sounds the same

"Don't mess with a greek person, you will be knocked out"
- Maria B.

Maria B. punches people when the say something funny

Maria B's life story: Youtube: my big fat greek wedding best bits

by The-smart-guy July 14, 2011