Majida

Majida is the baddest bitch of them all, her eyeliner can slit your f*cking throat open. She is genuinely the cutest and kindest person alive though but you DON'T want to mess with her.

Majida is a bad bitch

by badbitch101_ May 13, 2020

Old Maid

To have sex when the old lady is too tired rolls over and states "Just make it quick"

Got arrested while Old Maiding

by Groove FC December 4, 2010

maider

She’s the sweetest girl on earth. She will do anything for you and love you unconditionally if you show her that you care. This is the gayest gay on earth

I think I’m a lesbian. Oh you mean A Maider?

by Maider is gay April 24, 2020

Manda

Someone who loves polka-dots and is required to have one of every article of clothing polka-dotted.

"She wore a lot of polka-dot stuff."
...
...
"You mean Manda?"

by BabyGazelle December 15, 2014

Maidu da Goat

sexy baby who is very cool. He also owner of small dick Jürgen Lindström Vistavägen 31
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Maidu da Goat has big dick

by Jurgen Lidnstro November 16, 2022

Anime Maid

Victorian era maids in anime and hentai, I don't know whats the deal with Japan and maids because of my tiny American brain which is damaged by my burger eating disorder cannot understand it.

Weeb: wow, that anime maid is so hot, I think I'm getting a boner.

Real Fat American: *talking with his mouth full of burgers* real American women are hotter than that Japanese cartoon maid.

Weeb: Say that to my Dakimakura's face.

Real Fat American: You are not a real American, you are some Japanese wannabe retard, and I hope my nigga Trump will kick your ass to Japan and nuke it like its 1945.

by 0ld M4N August 3, 2020

Married the Maid

When a Caucasian man marries a Mexican woman because she keeps the house clean.

Dexter was a slob as a single man, so he broke down and married the maid.

by Keri Romeo June 19, 2010