Operations Manager

A position where you're continuously chasing credit for your stolen efforts , stuck between a sleeping manager and a greedy stakeholder who wants the wheel to keep turning without fueling it .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .
A worker to his supervisor : sir, we have a colleague who can't piss !!

The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .
by Daralam May 26, 2021
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Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids
I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU
by gchvjb January 14, 2022
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Manager's Special

The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.
Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.
by UncleGubGubGubsy July 28, 2019
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Managitis

Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.

Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.

Not to be confused with meningitis.
Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.
by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023
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Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.
Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting
by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023
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Anger management

v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.

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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.

Court order or peer pressure?
by gnostic3 September 14, 2023
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Manager Splainin'

When a manager explains to an employee or to a tenant why things are the way they are at their job or where they live.
I thanked the manager of the apartment complex I live in for manager splainin' to my why my new lease begins on the 28th of November instead of December 1st.
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