Drum Major 

a selected person/few people who think they are God's gift to the band. They walk around the band room talking to the band director about "highly" important matters. They talk to other band members occasionally, but only if they have a special status, other band members are too lowly to talk to them. They also enjoy flaunting their reputation in any way possible. But when it all boils down, are not at all important because no one really watches them anyways.

Dan: I'm a drum major
Band student: why the freak would you want to be that
Dan: because Im cool
Band Student: u suck
Dan: oh yeah!? I'll have to talk to Mr. Band director about you!!
Band Student: oh yeah?!?! Your momma!!
Dan: *runs off crying*

Drum Major by Clarissa July 31, 2004

Majorawesome 

A man/woman who is defined AWESOME by a community or person.

Majorawesome has been casted on LAGTV and is a moderator on twitch.tv/lagtvmaximusblack

Majorawesome by MajAwesome October 11, 2011

Majorly 

1. adj. Very much, or intensly so

2. A LEGIT WORD (NOT SLANG, as opposed to legit), THOUGH A REAL DICTIONARY WOULD LIKE TO DISAGREE

1. Wow. That concert last night was majorly cool. I loved the pyro!

2. Avery: "I just found out that majorly isn't a real word"

Taylor: "WHAT"

Avery: "I KNOW. IT'S 'SLANG'. WHAT THE HELL"

Majorly by screw you, webster July 18, 2009

Majora's mask 

Eating out a girl with large outer labias, roast beef curtains, an outie vagina.

Friend: yo do you remember how good majora's mask was
Me: *remembering last night's activities* yeah best game EVER

Majora's mask by American Heretic June 18, 2019

English Major 

An English Major is a university student or any literate person who engages in close extensive reading. With their "expertise" in literature, they seem to think that they are experts of language and like to critisize other people's usage of the English language.

Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.

So the other day I was like totes and this total English Major was like "Totes? I see... A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."

And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?

English Major by 1VicAsh1 March 30, 2011

major ballz 

really really really really really really really really really really really really big ballz

"Wow those are some big ballz"
"They aren't just big ballz, they are major ballz"

major ballz by i am cookie dough February 12, 2009

Major Creep Ass 

Someone who says creepy things all the time, but delivers it in a professional manor. "I cant wait to inseminate you with my glorious seed". "You make my penis erect"

That John Ingersoll kid is a Major Creep Ass

Major Creep Ass by yourmomsmom4 December 4, 2011