mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.

Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…

by leigh_romo December 8, 2014

the mad typist

when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.

Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.

by thebser June 7, 2011

mad dangle

(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).

(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"

People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me

by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009

mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.

Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.

by Daweigames November 7, 2022

mad-hugs

The act of ambushing you friend/friends with multiple gigantic hugs, in a row, out of enjoyment and happiness in seeing them.

The next time we hang out, there will be mad-hugs and sangria!

by carchick May 28, 2013

Mad Yock

A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore

Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor

Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,

Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.

Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock

by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011

Mad Ballr

Four loko alternative. Tastes slightly better, 12 percent alcohol, ridiculously sweet and fruity flavored, malt liquor, tallboy 24 oz can, the whole nine yards. No uppers tho. That good shit. Not a bad beverage to steal in cases from the back of a truck so you and your friends can do hoodrat shit like the Mad Ballrs you are!

Guy 1: Yo dude I'm not sure we should do this...
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.

Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS

by The MAD BALLR May 5, 2014