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dick in my booty

when someone stick there long ding dong in your booty
person 1: i’m horny.
person 2: just put your dick in my booty
person 1: ight bet 😳😳🍆🥵
by bigdaddylelo September 30, 2021
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stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
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Sword and a dick in my hand

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.
I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!
by MAA9000 February 28, 2022
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Dick In My Ass

I have a craving for dick in my ass!
by LetherG November 27, 2019
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Dick In My Hand

It could be a reference to male pride, but in order to explain Sonny's usage of the phrase in The Godfather, it goes a little deeper. The word dick can also mean "nothing", and in Sonny's case I think "hand" has a double meaning. He means it literally and figuratively. If it's a reference to male pride, it's in the sense of the phrase "wearing only a smile", meaning that Michael would come out of the bathroom with nothing but his pride. More literally, Sonny wanted Michael to actually have the gun in his hand when he exited the men's room.
Sonny: I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hand.

Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.
by fizzle December 28, 2005
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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
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