Nigger Muscle

A penis that is above the average size

My friend javian has a nigger muscle.

by Girth monster July 5, 2021

russell the one eyed wonder muscle

Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.

Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!

He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.

by Summer Toth September 5, 2008

"v" muscle

Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"

Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.

Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.

Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!

Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.

by Poopscootch May 11, 2014

America muscle

Think american muscle is cool. Try Australian muscle! V8's forever!!!!!

brrrrrrrrrrrr look at that holden!

by loops December 2, 2004

cunt-muscle

A muscle in the vagina, used to call someone when they are a complete homo.

Robert: I like long walks on the beach where I feel close to nature
Anthony: You are such a cunt-muscle

by Anthony Paolillo May 29, 2007

Love Muscle

An unfortunate nickname for a scrawny guy who doubles over and shudders uncontrollably when he laughs.

Robert, a.k.a. the love muscle, gets all red and begins to shudder like he is 'gasm-ing whenever I tell him that joke.

by JohnK May 22, 2005

man-muscle

The muscle in the forearm that gets ripped as a result of jerking-off to often.

Damn!!!! Look at his arms! That boy spends to much time alone working on his man-muscles.

by hawkgal January 23, 2011