Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight
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Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.
Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021
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kitten mouth

when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.
yawn" ewww. kitten mouth:p
by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010
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Mouth Popping

You fastly put you tounge up on the roof of your mouth, and stick it there for a second the fastly take it down
garrat watts: Omg shane Stopp!!!
Shane Dawson: *mouth pops* Never
Garrat:What was that sound you just made???
Shane:Mouth popping
by Danganronpa biggest fan October 11, 2019
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Hairy mouth

The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.
Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.
by Pmdono August 12, 2016
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mouth hound

n. A man who cares not for pussy, and for mouth(s) only on his cock. Etymology: borrowing from pussy hound, decoupling pussy. Nota bene-- A woman who enjoys any sort of attention to her pussy is advised to avoid the mouth hound.
"Rolf is such a mouth hound! He is _always_ on the hunt for a new mouth to swallow his cock."
by pozzuoli69 March 08, 2016
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Goal Mouth

Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”
by PicklingTheBeast July 09, 2010
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