When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after anal sex.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
by an experienced user October 26, 2015
Him " Hon, good morning"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"
by People Watcher December 12, 2009
1. Now I have to clean up all this piss, fuck my morning aim
2. Jeff- Morning aims are the worst,
Kyle- for real bro, piss getting all over ma toilet and floor
2. Jeff- Morning aims are the worst,
Kyle- for real bro, piss getting all over ma toilet and floor
by kid punk January 26, 2014
A term in central/southern Illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. The term coming from Perfetti meaning perfect in Italian.
Me: I had one hell of a Perfetti morning.
You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap
You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap
by YetiP July 13, 2011
when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
by cJBL2 November 28, 2010
I have a morning wood
by Name69, November 23, 2020
the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.
by bitchass111 May 07, 2010