Matt

A mafia boss, he can only be spoken to as sir and boss

Hello Matt, are you the real mafia boss

by Hihejdndjdbxudb November 25, 2021

Matt

A short stubborn fagtard

Matt, Your fired

by BurritoSlayer84 November 29, 2021

Matt

An absolute TANK!!!

Matt is a tank he can deadlift 102384729394kg

by SEBYthiccums December 6, 2021

Matt

Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.

Oh look, it’s matt….SCREECH

by ZipperZap December 25, 2021

Matt

All Matt's are Dribs.

Do you know Matt?
Ah yet Matt's a fucking drib

by Dan the anti Drib January 14, 2022

Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

by omgisuck January 16, 2022

Matt

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'

by Tony at the funky January 18, 2022