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A Mandatory

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!
Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

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Mandangler

She didnt want to have sex until i showed her my mandangler.
by duke dynomite February 26, 2009
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Mandrain

1. A female who can give some intense blowjobs.
2. The result of an extreme blowjob.
3. The action of giving a blowjob for an extended period of time, as though you're trying to suck the life out of a man.
Ugh, I feel so tired, that mandrain sucked me dry.

Wow! I got totally mandrained last night.

I was maindraining this guy, he totally fainted when I finished.
by KIDONKULOUS February 23, 2009
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mandlebars

A type of mustache found on the male gender in which the outer extremities curve upward toward the eyes. Not to be confused with a handlebar, this style emphasizes masculinity over style.
"Your mustache is quite long, you should consider styling mandlebars."

"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"

"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."
by mikeycav October 30, 2009
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mandawg

A combination between "man" and "dawg," used to casually reference a friend.
What's up mandawg?
by suns123232 October 25, 2010
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Mandir

A Hindu place of worship (used interchangeably with temple). 🕉

Whilst frequently visited by Hindus, those of a different or no religion are also welcome. 🙏

As with any religious establishment, please show respect (even if you don’t necessarily agree with the religion) as it’s about being kind and tolerant - an expectation in modern society. 💖
Sikhs go to a Gurdwara, Jews go to a Synagogue, Hindus go to a Mandir.
by R.N.B. October 2, 2019
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manden

A Nice,Caring,Funny guy He always means Best even if you don’t agree with his decisions.He LOVES to work out,If you Ever Meet a Manden don’t let him go because you will regret it later.
Oh my gosh that’s Manden! He’s really nice and funny.
#Manden #Funny
by Chip The Hamster September 19, 2020
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