Thx Management

I said what I said. It's official. Management has spoken. Signed Management.

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by Ericka Porter Mba April 4, 2022

Master Data Manager

A superior human being capable of managing data exchange. With its immense knowledge, it ensures that the world of data runs smoothly. He is the hero of digitalization and a true pioneer in his field. No reward in the world can outweigh his contribution to the world's legacy.

Look, there's Jan. He's a Master Data Manager.

Yes, he is a true hero!

by Japina125 November 12, 2023

Managering

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.

Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?

by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022

Enter Management

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.

" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"

by phluck September 4, 2011

Managing Director

Covert slang for Ecstasy. From "MD", short for MDMA.

Gary always has a good time when he brings his Managing Director to the festival.

by CageFightingBlogger July 1, 2014

Senior manager dance

The happy dance or other physical expression of joy someone does when they know they're going to get a promotion. Could involve wiggling on the spot or fist-pumping.

Don't go doing the senior manager dance yet, you don't even know if you'll get the promotion.

by @pineapplethief November 18, 2016

FOH Manager

Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.

Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!

by Chapó July 7, 2024