lonering

when you go get fast food and you order fries and there's one lonely onion ring at the bottom of the bag.

i got a lonering

by Finallydone June 1, 2017

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lone terd

A relentlessly appearing log of shit in a pooper. Defiant to the mighty power of the flush this persistent bastard of a shit fights for survival, sometimes making surprise visits just when you think its gone. Also referred to as a reoccurring terd, this result of a massive crap attack held strong when others failed.

"Having become overwhelmed by a crap attack, Jeff sprinted with sonic boom strength to the nearest pooper where he found satisfiying relief. Moments later, a peaceful goer by, Karen, noticed the bathroom needed new towels. Upon entering the bathroom she discovered a horrifiying lone terd. In effort to rid the office of this lone terd she flushed and flushed again unable to erradicate it. Oh poopity."

by Super Pooper Poopity November 3, 2011

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Lone Ab Line

When you can't have a full six pack and can only get the one.

Or

When you get that weird fold by your rib cage

Abby has a lone ab line

I want to be fit but all I can get is a lone ab line

I tried a diet and all i have is a lone ab line

by Spidermonkey123_45 January 1, 2018

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loger

Nobody know what the fuck it means

You are a loger.
wtf is loger?
loger is loger, loger

by whatdoesitmean?? October 9, 2020

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Amish Eye Liner

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

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