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lombitch

The most extreme of any lombax fan, preferrable the lombax "Ratchet". A lombitch can be 10 times the fan of any standard fuzztaku.

You know you've found a lombitch when an internet user recognizes any and all lombax porno that's presented.
Person 1: "That guy has ever piece of Ratchet promo/prono ever created!"

Person 2: "He must be a lombitch"
by Ratchelicious August 3, 2006
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bounce it off the limiter

To do something in complete and utter excess. Derived from the way in which a vehicles RPM tachmeter is said to "bounce" when the engine hits its rev-limiter.
dude can you get some butter from the dairy, and fucking bounce it off the limiter; I'm hungry.
by Dean Clarke March 26, 2009
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Lolita

Noun 1: Lolita-the most famous whale and star of the show at the Miami Sea Aquarium
Noun 2: Lolita-a derogatory term used to offend someone who is overweight
1) Mommy, I'm so excited to see Lolita do her flips at the Sea Aquarium!
2) Dang, man! She's so fat, she looks like freakin' Lolita!
by SoNotFatLikeYou June 4, 2007
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STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
by Androlian February 6, 2014
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logitechphobia

Scared of shit, unrealistic, poor quality sound systems.
Logitech Z-680, Logitech Z5500, Logitech Z640
by eXstatic September 8, 2005
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lominous

when a man's penis is inverted from the urethra out in an unorderly fashion.
FUCK!!!!! Carl's dick is lominous!
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limited comments

The people that limit their comments on tiktok, facebook, etc, are pussies that can’t listen to another’s opinion. Normally, the people who limit their comments are fn kids, charli/addison fanpages, blue haired liberals, and the emo.
Person 1: charli sucks

Person 2: get a life addison will never notice you
Owner: *—— has limited comments to mutuals*

Person 1A: Fortnite sucks touch grass

Person 2A: Dance videos are not content

FN kid: *——.—- has limited comments to mutuals*
by aqxa on yt March 8, 2022
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