show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.

"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"

by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017

lettuce jr

Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence

Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

Lettuce

A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.

Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce

by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018

Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Sea of lettuce

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.

"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023