lovely one jones

An amazing Christian woman who has appeared on Yahoo news stories, Twitter and You Tube to promote Christ.

Lovely One Jones is the best religious blogger on Yahoo, although some people say that she is a troll.

by Coolest of the Cools November 6, 2013

Lovely Bones

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.

"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."

by rperazag May 30, 2010

lovely

When used in a sarcastic manner is a response to something in a negative way + a verbal shrug.

A: Looks like the design you wanted only comes in orange.
B: Oh, lovely......

A: We'll have to cancel next weeks plans.
B: That's just lovely.

by Kareyu January 5, 2005

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

LonelyFans

A word colloquially used among people in relationships for guys who use *OnlyFans* . Commonest use of the word is in the Phrase - 'Only LonelyFans watch OnlyFans'

I just came back from work to see my son watching Onlyfans on his laptop. I said to him 'why you pay to see random girls pretend to like you when there's a world fulla real ladies outside. Please don't tell me I'm paying you an allowance to be one them' LonelyFans' Guys. Please don't tell your Pops thats really how you spendin my donations to you!

by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023

LonelyMans

Colloquially used name for people who watch OnlyFans.

"Hey son get offa that laptop, go outside, and even just TRY find yoself a LADY, PLEASE! Everytime I come home from work you watchin same girl and giving her 'Gifts' from the Allowance money I give You! How many times I gotta tell you 'Only LonelyMans pay for OnlyFans '! Now go tell your imaginary gf ALL you can gift her for a month is just your smooth talkin... I'm sure she'll understand."

by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023

mr.lonely#7106

A simp who does nothing but waste his time of video games that he sucks at, praying every night that a gamer girl will find him and somehow love his 0 IQ'd brain

If you look for simp in the Oxford dictionary you will find a picture of mr.lonely#7106

by Jack Peter Jones October 29, 2020