The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
Get the Leaves in the guttermug. by Faiahball October 14, 2022
Get the kill all and leavemug. The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
Get the Leaving the stadiummug. This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.
by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025
Get the Kohl's leavemug. by demontimetoosie September 28, 2023
Get the throw her up in the air and leave her theremug. When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.
by KevinBacon39 September 22, 2022
Get the Leaving tracksmug. So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
Get the Leave the kids alonemug.