1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.
"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"
Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"
Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"
by x_Your_Obedient_Servant_x August 30, 2018
Get the John Laurensmug. 
amazing girl whom you wish you could see more often. will make your heart beat right out of your chest.
by jas-sid September 26, 2011
Get the Lauren Jmug. Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.
by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021
Get the Lauren Boebertmug. Actress, model, dancer, and overall gorgeous woman. Stars in barelypolitical's The Key of Awesome as Lady Gaga, Tron girl, and other characters. So stunningly gorgeous and talented that it can't be expressed adequately in words. Her flowing blonde hair and deep transfixing eyes are those of a goddess, and when she speaks, the sound of her voice has the capacity to entrance and captivate, transforming even the most mundane life one could have into one of enchantment and excitement.
Guy 1: I was having a pretty shitty day, until I saw Lauren Francesca in the latest The Key of Awesome video. Then I had an awesome day!
Guy 2: Yea, she has that effect.
Guy 1: To put it lightly.
Guy 2: Yea, she has that effect.
Guy 1: To put it lightly.
by gorbasho August 19, 2010
Get the Lauren Francescamug. by Aloe <3 January 27, 2018
Get the john laurensmug. American animator known for co-creating Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends along side her husband Craig McCracken. More recently, she was a major developer of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, her current project.
Today, she is especially admired among bronies, a community of MLP fans that belongs to teenage and adult demographic.
Today, she is especially admired among bronies, a community of MLP fans that belongs to teenage and adult demographic.
Brony #1: OMG, I met Lauren Faust today, she is sooo freaking cool!
Brony #2: OMG, Dude, that's fucking awesome! Pound dat shit!
Brony #2: OMG, Dude, that's fucking awesome! Pound dat shit!
by nickodavincireborn April 23, 2011
Get the Lauren Faustmug.